I am living in a material world…


Since I ve nothing better to do…

I shall make a list of ppl im grateful to in this whole yr.

Ahem

In no particular order:

1. Weiting

For obvious reasons, weiting never fails to cheer me up. Cos her yellowness as a BANANA radiates in ALL direction. YOU MY BANANA, TING!

Oh Shes also the main recipient of my spams.

2. Nic aka Son

Me: Hi Son, you rock to the max

Nic: No i dnt. I suck. I hate myself.

Me: No you rock.

Nic: NO. <insert some complicated theory>

Me: Ok.

Then i will try decipher his very complicated theories when im about to sleep. Cos trying to understsand his theories makes me VERY tired. So i will fall asleep. Also, he is super smart (yes you are. dnt give me another theory why you arent) and he helps me with my work sometimes. And when he is being funny, he is the funniest person i’ve ever met. He got the most unique personality ive ever seen, and that’s why i think he rocks.

Srsly son. You rock.

3. Jiaqi

She reminds me that my plights are far better than hers. Poor jiaqi. Just joking.

Other than listening to me emo, she makes me listen to HER emo. And being retarded and annoying her is one of my favourite hobby. Arent i evil, Qi?

Im glad i dragged her to DHS. Very glad.

4. Gajing

She tries to psychoanalyse me when im fretting over my abysmal history grade. And she listens to me retarding in the audi. And she retards back. So yeah, she rocks. Oh yeah, it amuses me to see her pissed off when i say she rocks. Yiziren you rock!

5. All my seniors in Guides

You all rock. Cos you all taught me all the stuff you noe. And you make me feel guilty when im not piaing to the extreme. And you all care for us junior whether in or out of jihes. You all rock.

I shall be as gd a snior to my own juniors nxt yr. I will try. Cos im not so gd a person cos i suck.

6. My jie mates

I love all of you. What cn i say. You all listen to me retard without bitching. So nice(:

7. My dad and mum

As always, i will hate you in the beginning, but love you in the end. Typical teenager moods. Dnt care abt mine.

8. Louis the best brother ever

Life with you is growing to be more and more surprising. One moment you make me laugh till i get scolded by mom for disturbing the peace, another moment you act like a very shitty devil. But you are easily won over by my retarding, thats gd. Love you, little bro!

one cannot live without friends and family.

isnt it obvious.

(:


Christmas Eve

Ytd was uneventful.

Lester came over to our house to play xbox with louis. And the pair of them were sure loud.

Basically ytd was as uneventful as all my xmas eves were.

And today is as uneventful as all my christmases were.

How normal.

And louis is spoiling my com.

DEAR BROTHER.

THIS COM HAVE TO LAST ME TILL THE END OF

SENIOR HIGH.

PLS TAKE CARE OF IT.

OR I HEREBY BAN YOU FROM IT. GO PLAY ON MUM’S LAGGY ONE!

Merry Christmas greetings from your dear

Sister.

I cnt wait for the nxt jihe. Im bored out of my mind here.

Somebody save me.

i welcome any sms spams.

YES im so desperate that i am really issuing an invitation for spams.

Pls spam me.

Thankyou for doing a kind deed this christmas:)


Jihe on 21/12

This jihe is fun too:) LOL better than the last anw. Cos it din rain the whole afternoon and i din get soaked:)

We tied the whole structure agn that day and managed to finish more of it than last wk. And climbing on high structures is FUN. Rly cool.

But coming down is the scary part.

LOL

Oh I just discovered that Qingang is the company leader for scouts. 0.0

Nxt wk shulin and eileen not coming. When the groovy company leader heard it,he was like “JI! (short for “sevenhundred”)” Cos without the two of them the most efficient ones, our committee surely progress very slow. And ofcourse, we will be short of manpower.

Oh theres another groovy yr2 scout the one that zipper is spoiled (its mended by this jihe anw).

He claims he is acrophobic.

Scared of heights.

Then when qingang ask him get up and tie some stuff on the structure, he was like “I ACROPHOBIC!!!” Then qingang was like HECKARE. Then he muttered audibly “SIAO”

LOLS

Cool guy.

Then when evaluation came in the end by the yr6 rover scouts, the yr6 was like suggesting that we shift the second level higher. he say like that more exhilarating. Then another “SIAO” was issued by the guy.

LOL

Actually scouts are quite fun when you think again.

True , irritating sometimes, but still fun. LOL

I think i am very much amused by the scouts in my committee. VERY much amused.

And today i suffer much more brutal muscle ache. Ouch.

I was comtemplating skipping nxt jihe. But Wenlin says she will be all alone as the only yr 1 guide in the kitchen tent team. So…being the soft hearted sucker im, and also remembering that i wnt like to be left alone too, i decided to go.

And now theres the problem of BELT.

I think i wnt get my belt in time for orientation.

SHIT.

ANYONE GOING TO BISHAN BY 6 JAN???????????????????????????

Despardo.


Correction

Oh

I just found out the real name of the groovy scout IC

According to Eileen’s blog

His name is

Qingang.

Oh i see.


Orientation Prep on the 19th

On Saturday i went back to DHS for jihe.

What a bad day it was.

First sign of badness: the moment I stepped into DHS gate.

Everyone in my jie was in PE attire. And me? Shit. In Coy tee. Being in the wrong attire bodes bad omen. Then i was gabbling like some incoherent fool about how dead i was and inviting ppl to my funeral. Cos SRSLY. I din noe that the attire is PE tee. Cos i went to check moodle 2 wks ago and they say is COY TEE. how am i supposed to know that Moodle is currently not working and thus they change the attire and stuff?

Ok im digressing. But whatever.

Anw when im practically going mad, Chrystal pointed out that i cn just borrow PE tee from the Gen Office.

YA HOR. Why din i thought of that. -.-

Problem 1 solved. Thank god for that. Cos that day the seniors decided to run an attire check. Phew. Passed it.

Then we were going to combine with the scouts for orientation prep. And being split up into different committees. There was Performance, outdoor cooking, structures, decor and games.

I was in structures.

So were Johan and Suzy. But they ‘absent’, needless to say. So CCL stood in for them.

We were supposed to tie a 2 storey structure with a real balcony that the yr ones cn rly step on.

If it was me, i think i will not dare to. For the lack of faith in the stability of the structure. But dnt worry it is very stable. Except maybe some knots not tight cos we tied in the rain with trembling cold and blistering fingers. But agn thats another story for later.

The IC was some scout call Jingang or chingang or smth. Groovy guy cos his 3 fav words that day are: Damn, Friggin, Kia.

“Can tie this damn knot tighter anot?”

“Walau this knot is friggin jin (tight)!”

“<insert some scout name> and … and that…whats your name? Aiyah.. and that KIA there come.” The KIA refers to one of the guides whom he dnt noe the name.

Funny hor.

Anw this is my first time tying a full size life size structure. Bit scary at first. But aft awhile nvm le. And masheng sucks. I hate masheng. Pain….

Finish a lot of stuff in the morning…then rain so go eat lunch.

After lunch…the YAL say we should not tie the structure there cos will affect the trees arnd it. (we built it in between the hostel and the library, the space where got a lot of trees and got one water fountain there.) And they want us to chai the whole thing. SHIT. Morning effort? WASTED.

So we tried to chai the knots which were now MORE FRIGGIN JIN (tight) cos of the rain which makes the masheng tighten.

And being soaked to the skin despite the poncho does not help our chaing abilities.

We are one pathetic group that is doing our stuff in the rain. Indeed. Then the groovy IC made us ban (move) the frame of the structure, which by the way is super heavy, all over the place and all our back hurts.

My shoulder ache recover a LITTLE bit only…then tmr have to go back and ban the mu and tie everything agn.

Shit.

Ouch.

But NVM. Actually i dnt rly mind the repeat the whole process as long as it doesnt rain.

PLS DNT RAIN TMR.

PLS DNT RAIN TMR I FERVENTLY HOPE.

Ugh i hope everything goes smoothly.

Another worry i have: the attire problem on the orientation of the yr1s itself. Eileen say must wear guides U. But i havent got my belt and linglinglonglong cos tse puay havent go for third lang (i ask her help me buy). And her first thrd lang lesson is 5th jan. And i HOPE that the orientation is later than 5th jan. But i dnt think so.` Cos normally first day of orientation is CCA intro le…DIE.

Hey maybe its the second….cos i rmb my first day of orientation is the boring talks and some games.

I HOPE I HOPE it is later than 5th jan.

And here’s a msg to the’absentees’ han and suzy: SLACKERS.

But i doubt they give a damn.

UGH.

Oh another observation. Whenever we combined with the scouts sure rain one leh.

Ohana? RAIN.

Telematch? RAIN.

Orientation prep? RAIN.

God i hope tmr the 4th time we combine with the scouts this yr doesnt rain.

PLS DNT RAIN.


JIHES

Yay just when i thought im going to rot to boredness at home…
And then i realised theres jihe on saturday.

YAY

Jihes are fun.
YAY

Cnt wait.
LOL

Wonder if jihe this sat got PT?
Hmmmmmmm.

If there is,
i wonder whether i will still be so hype.

Maybe

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


Christmas`

Dad just asked me a hilarious qns

What i want for my christmas present.

Oh lots of things. But i doubt they will give it to me

1. Unlimited excess to the fridge meaning permission to raid the fridge whenever i want

2. Trust from mom

3. Mom to be not so suspicious of so many stuff (If anything is not right to her, blame Me. Thats my dear mom)

4. The 4 twilight books

5. More freedom

6. Permission to go patrol outing

7. Less Nagging

8. Less criticism

9. Less skeptitism about me

See i want lots of things. But cn you give it to me?

Yay no.

Nada.

Most of the things only mom cn give. but i shall have to wait another duno how many yrs to receive it. Probably nv.

Dad cn probably give me #5 nxt yr when he is back permanently in singapore.

Yay i cnt wait.

The rest…keep on dreaming

What a merry christmas.

Oh at least mom imparted her sense of sarcasm to me.


Who says Serial Dramas aren’t Educational?

Ahem im here to challenge the fact.

AHEM

Yay i just finish the taiwan show i bought. Pi3 zi4 ying1 xiong2 (Black and White)

Is this kind of policey show with lots of conspiracy and spies and dead people.

And also complicated love.

Interesting isnt it.

Aha what i ve learnt from it:

1. People die from too much conpiracy, even the people who started the whole mess.

2. It sucks when the people you trust and love so much turns out to be after your life (or involved in a killing society)

3. Being innocent doesn’t mean you will not get killed.

4. Love sucks when the feeling isn’t reciprocrated (in the show, A and B likes C, but C likes D, but D likes E, but E likes F, then B realises he likes G, and then G turns out to be a serial killer and killed herself for falling in love with B whom she is supposed to kill. Complicated huh? Go figure)

5. Check with your parents if the person you fell in love with is in fact your long lost sibling.

6. There are more conspiracy in places where people doubt there is conspiracy.

7. The ending is kind of a bummer when everyone dies.

8. Your boss might be after your life, so be on guard at all times.

9. Innocent people are often the most dangerous people cos dangerous people are pros at acting innocent.

10. Taiwan dramas kind of rocks (this one anw)

Yay.

Who says serial dramas aren’t educational???

Definition of educatinal in my dictionary: Something that educates you on anything; something that makes you learn some stuff you dnt noe/noe alr yet.

I rest my case.


Borededd

I am now into my holidays and getting settled into the boring holiday life. And now my most interesting action of my day is fooling around with my dear brother.

Yay.
He does a gd job of ignoring me.

And my mom is now sick. oh nose.

Holidays are so boring. I cnt wait for school to start.

Lol


This time last year…

One year had past.

Lots changed.

This time last year i am still super high over my psle results. And my dad is busy calling all his relatives and friends to ERHERM brag. Yup. And im super happy cos i got into DHS and no need to worry like the rest whether i will get into what school.

Now im just very bored. And also cnt wait for yr 2 to start. And also wish that yr 2 wnt start forever.

Weird huh?

I wish for Yr 2 to start quickly cos i want to start science lessons QUICK. And history. And LA. Cos they seem interesting nxt yr(: And also i want to get back to school cos it rocks.

I dnt want to start yr2 cos im kind of afraid of the changes. LOTS of changes nxt yr.

Nxt yr we’re the yr2s not the youngest and we have JUNIORS to take care off. OMG. Like in guides.

In guides i still rmber like everytime i have something not sure of wad to do i always ask my yr2s seniors, always quite confident that they are able to answer me. Amd during OJs and PTs I always trust my seniors to give instructions so i wnt be clueless. Cos i noe that whatever i duno they will clarify my doubts. And when it comes to PeiBei, First Aid kits and ponchos etc i always trust my seniors to pack before hand.

But next yr…we will have new juniors. OUR juniors. And im kind of nervous. Cos i am not sure i know EVERYTHING i had expected my yr2 seniors to know. And surely my juniors will expect everything i had expected of my seniors.

Im not sure whether i will live up to my responsibilities and their expectations. OH NOSE. I know the current yr2s will be yr3s next yr. Half yr of guidance from them. Then after the current yr3 pass out, they will be the leading batch. And they will not take part in OJs and PTs with us and our juniors. We will be alone. We will be expected to lead our juniors.

Im not sure whether im able to do so…

And in ATC…

AHHHHHHHHHH why am i thinking so far away???

Oh nose im VERY afraid.

Shit i wish i cn be a gd senior. And i wish 43rd batch will be a gd senior batch to the coming 44th batch.

Hope so.

And after last yr..the whole yr of mugging and emoing whether i cn get into DHS…just one yr of carefree break…nxt yr the mugging starts ALL OVER AGN cos its the ’streaming yr’. Our results will all count for whatever course we are going to apply to: triple science, SMP, BSP, whatever kind of RS….

Shit.

IM going to MUG next yr. Seriously MUG. No other stuff.

Srsly. MUG is my 2010 resolution. The other is be a gd senior to my juniors. Yea.

OH nose i pray i will survive.